I know she's pregnant so she's gonna increase a few pounds but she's getting really, really fat now. I've tried putting syrup of ipecac in her ice cream to make her throw her dinner up. I've also swapped her anti-depressants with zenical. I reckon she's missing a bit of weight but she's still too fat and she's getting a really flabby behind. Is it because she's Jew? Please help coz I am gonna dump her if she gets any fatter
Purposely inducing vomiting on a woman who is having your child, outside of it stealing nutrients from your child, is completely insane. Also so it messing with someone's anti-depressants if you don't dump her for being fat she should dump you for being insane, I assume she is on those for a reason and having her stop taking them can't have good side affects. That said does one type of woman get more fat then another type of woman during the pregnancy is roughly all the same, humans are all the same species individual women may vary a little on how big a protective layer they have for their child but there is no rule of thumb or stereotype that I have heard about the size changing based on race, creed, religion, or ethnicity. That said from conception until birth there is one job that takes precedence for the mother, and that is protection of the child. The layer of fat protects your child from the external world, after the child is born it is more then possible by reasonable exercise and going back to eating for just 1 person, not her, the baby and the protective shell the baby is in. Right now you should be doing everything to make sure the baby is safe not that your girl is slim he/she is your child you helped create that keep it safe.